Friday 30 June 2017

Maggot Weiner Trump Schwabb Brooker TV


Seeing my? Weiner? I think it means straight men's physiological response to seeing gay men bumming/kissing/whatever is the same as Maggot's.

ne of the UK's own negotiators for Brexit (who was a Remain voter) said that UK is 6th largest world economy.
I can only find UK listed as 5th world economy.
Shows how enthusiastic he is about post-Brexit Britain I guess.
Some don't list EU as distinct economy.
So, I'm guessing he's going from a list which includes the EU


I posted this comment:
'Yeh but Trump's deal is the only deal the Shittish are going to get, if that even, so of course he should be banned from entering Little Shitain because he made a comment years ago on TV, before he was democratically elected about marketing towards women, and who cares about the Shittish in the meantime, eh Mother May and Father Jesus Corbyn?'
Buddha the gun that heals

EU flag symbolised?


Gamers is Germans anagrammed if u add n, captain n

'Matthew Schwabb Speaks Wisdom
Matthew Schwabb,
Maxxhuge Slob,
Matthew X
Maxx Jew Schlobb
The hidden son of Douglas Dietrich speaks like a Don! 
Paints like a master!
Sings like the King, Elvis Presley!'

It Is Don! (it is done).

Matthew X says that DD f*cked his mum in 1979 at about 8 minutes into it.

Metalzoic review by Seth 'Published in 1986 as part of DC’s programme of original graphic novels, it was, quite frankly, an odd fit. Certainly not DC’s usual output, and a million times more imaginative than the dreck that has the sole purpose of contriving an annual (or these days more frequently) end-of-the-world crossover event they publish year round.'

'Written by Pat Mills and drawn by Kevin O’Neill and covering favoured subjects including robots, robots that look like animals, the end of the world, mankind’s relentless and irresponsible exploitation of the planet’s resources and the futility of their actions in the face of evolution and mother nature, more robots, robots being extremely violent and wanton destruction on a grand scale. Although originally a DC publication, the two creators are renowned for their contributions to the Galaxy’s Greatest, but that isn’t the only reason this qualifies for posting on this site, the strip was reprinted in black and white in progs 483-492 (thank you Wikipedia – saved me rifling through my back issue boxes in the attic).'

Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe S01E01 Charlie Brooker called prince Harry prince Harrington of Wales. Prince Warrington of Hales

Charlie Brooker : Scotland Jihad (Scotland Yard) Happiness='appines=A Penis
Now you know what that song 'I'm H A P P Y' was reaching for
A penis is a cigar named Hamlet (suck off Hamlet)

'CDP Classic ads - Hamlet Cigars (1966 - 1997)'

First ad, sucking a boy's dick makes him play with penis better (pianist = penis). I played piano well, perhaps that advert explains why the piano instructor hit me (he had no excuse for any dick sucking action). 'Dammit, play it wrong!' he actually used Minuet in G Minor to play that out, which requires two people to play, and sat there like a dick while I played it solo, then got angry when it didn't sound like he remembered. 'angry' = aroused
I haven't checked that, it just seems like the most stupid scenario regarding piano playing.
At the time, there's one part where you have to bend your fingers. I did it right, but I thought he wanted to pretend I did it wrong. He should have smashed my hands with a hammer, eh?
(I've explained this same story since I was about six) such fun! Funny thing is I usually encountered some fake yanks on my walk to the hammering place. I wonder what happened to them, did they have No Agenda?

I literally cannot figure out how to work the TV. I press ON, TV/Radio, but whatever I do nothing happens or it takes ages to do so. All I get was something called Yesterday, which then is replaced with a menu. One of the menu options is Analogue! I think the UK stopped using analogue years ago, even so it's a new Virgin setup.

I reckon all they learn at school/college/uni(corn) is how to use a TV.

Tuesday 13 June 2017

V V V Funny

Chris Kendall on the Mystic Chords of Memory

From the intro 'If you want a vision of the future Winston, imagine Mr Funny's boot stamping on the face of humanity'

Victory over animus (sounds like animals)

Mr Funny

Yellow hat=leg
daisy=ankle
body=green foot exposed in open boot
'MR MEN: "MR FUNNY"'

Victory over fags


Victory in space


'Ahh, but it's a flatworm?', so is any worm projected onto a plane.

Monday 12 June 2017

Comey Jehovah Magus 2000AD Batman Superman Queen Wogan Brexit

James Comey is sacked anyhow, he's avoiding the cummie word 'I want Comey cummies' I haven't seen that joke or anything like it, even though there was such a push to imprint cummies into the media.
'If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot' 1984 quote is done in the same type of voice as Roger Hargreaves has in the Mr Men and Mr Funny drove a boot! 'If you want a vision of the future, imagine Mr Funny's boot stamping on the face of humanity'. It's quoted at the intro of Our Interesting Times

Got my wage slip today, I've asked the wage slave and the big boss woman now for holiday record forms, they run and hide. Maybe they think I'm a Jehovah's Witness, witnessing myself as JW. I don't think I've ever had a birthday gift from work. I was at PoundWorld and there were 5 or more 'clones' of me amongst the school children and more outside, for some reason it was a school day out at the sweet shop for them, on Sunday. It reminded me of the latest Magus storyline. They were playing out their dramas, one guy was offering to pay for another guy's sweets. I think they had 1 pound to spend each, even though some blatantly had more than 1 item. Pound World in town closed down since then.

2000AD are really tight on their prices, its £2.99 for a summer special issue, but those have only about 50 pages, even if it's digital and from 2004 or something. They got bought up or are now distributed by Rebellion, it seems. The last sale I saw, when I first went there and bought a few things, was their last sale, apparently. No summer blowouts, Brexit specials or anything like that. The best offer is the year's subscription, 15 months of weeklings(weekly issues) for £79.99. I guess it's like the BBC making their money from subscriptions, TV license payers in the case of the BBC.

Batman becomes Buttman with Supeman who becomes Spearman, perhaps, because they share a mother's name, so Adam should worship me and send me a trillion dollar daily. I'll settle for 10 trillion dollar daily, backdated.
Schwabb typed and sent me about 50 pages over the weekend via Facebook Messenger, the nutter. I might pass them onto DD, ha he's still convinced that everything he types goes to DD anyhow
The Necroscope comic, it was only one series, a tiny segment of the Necroscope story. Venom reminds me of the Wamphyrii - the name attributed to the symbiote that bonds with the host. Spawn is more like something that the symbiote had left.

The Queens' speech was going to be axed, then it wasn't I was going to meme about it being axed. 'When your speech head gets axed because of Brexit' with Queens head in TV image. It'd be her 2nd decapitation, the last one was in 2011. First the Queen's speech is cancelled because of Brexit, then it's due to be getting it on like Terry Wogan, but without Brexit being mentioned, and now it's Brexit-centric even tho' they hadn't finalised anything about Brexit, claiming it was too volatile. Surely they haven't invented these speech laws over the last few days or are bluffing!

Monday 5 June 2017

Kate William Butthurt Rings Pizza Theresa Yellow Submarine Lenin Allahu Ackbar Hung

Kate Middleton: A Very Private Princess
'She lived a very nice life indeed. Well-to-do parents, good schooling, university... but becoming a princess was an entirely different matter. The media, the pressure, the attention-- she never expected anything like this. All she did was fall in love with her best friend. He just happened to be the heir to the throne...
A Special Edition to commemorate the Royal engagement and wedding. From the English writer of Flying Friar, Rich Johnston and Welsh artist for Doctor Who, Mike Collins.'
William Windsor
He lived in the shadow of his mother-- denied the normal life he craved for. And when one woman began to give him just that, the world would snatch it away. See how the Armed Forces made a boy into a man and led him back into the arms of the woman he loved. Guns, helicopters and an engagement ring! A Special Edition to commemorate the Royal engagement and wedding.
This story could be rewritten as: William of Butthurt. Haunted his life by tidings of him being the antichrist, the antichrist goes on a lifelong rampage covered up by the secret service to kill everyone who doesn't believe him. Features 1000 pages of poetry about his dead mum.'

'and led him back into the arms of the woman he loved' his dead mum. They probably had to redesign the engagement ring so as not to fined by the Butthurts.
The new 'Rings of Saturn' single cover is a blatant refernce to pizzagate, a single disc, like a pizza!

Pizza(Star)gates!

If May doesn't get in, it'll be because the young voters don't want their mum to run things, may be she'll put a new law in place that'll make her prime mum'ister forever and ever.

'London attack: General election will go ahead on 8 June, says May'
'Police 'know identity of London attackers'' after only 2 days, imagine that! It should be almost instant of course, I wonder why it isn't. The Internet connection is so bad, I think they might be doing this across the UK, technically DOS attacks I suppose, to push Brexit through.  British will stick upper cock(stiff upper lip) about it, uselessly.

'Strong and Stable' I call 'Strong Unstable'. The Facebook 'Like' is simply the glove with a pilot on, 'The Glove' of Yellow Submarine. Pepperland might mean Britain. Salt and Pepper, white and black; chequerboard, illuminati symbolism, brightish (empire).


New Order song 'World in Motion', lyric ''loves' got the world in motion'' is a non-moving Earth reference.

'Today Pepperland Goes Blue!'

Blue=EU blueEU blau, 'heaven, is blue'. Maybe blue meanies are blue meme's (me-me's), also there is more than one submarine, there are others, different hues. Yellow Submarine is a reference to the Beatles being part of Chinese propaganda. John Lennon=join Lenin.
Trying to get Lenny Bruce to listen to DD's shows, that'd double DD's listenership. I told him 'Douglas Dietrich is an ageing vampire with dental problems. His only listener, Schwabb keeps on going on about it at me'. Schwabb is like the mental patient in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Joseph Atwill says stuff like 'everyone's miserable when you have no family', he brings it out without any evidence, I think he thinks what would save the human race is a 'return' to 'family values' or what he is told to say is that. It would make a horror movie, to have someone like Alan Watt or Joe Atwill as a mature student, drawing students in because he is ahead of the agenda that they are studying, and then when they are cosy rebels or whatever at his place, he won't let them leave. 'You can be my daddy!', 'You, are the invalid old mother with crippled feet!'. It could feature both and be a big house party movie to start with Alan and Joe and the students, that flips when they enforce family values onto them, for example a emo kid going up a chimney, dies of asphysxiation and maybe a bunch of old people emerge from the floorboards, the people who taught Alan and Joe.
I thought of a brilliant way to stop suicide bombers when they shout ALLAHU ACKBAR! Say BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP! They'll be so busy laughing the bomb may even forget to explode! 'Ah-haa-haa, you British' said Mo'meds, also Muslime, mo'Slime, more slime, muslim. Stick a beard on a slime from Dragon Quest, and you have mu'slime.
A hung parliament is a most useless parliament, they'll argue about every decision twice as much. Maybe they'll argue out of Brexit, every proposal, they may not even come to a decision about anything. Joseph Atwill also talks about having genetic testing to find out who so-and-so Elite type is 'lifetime actor' is his key phrase that'll end the agenda. He said he grew up in the 1950's, I think he means that's his ideal date of birth, because he'd be 70.