Belated Mother's Day Causes Shock Jesus Second Coming

I had a several weeks late Mother's day family get-together, very strange and lots of odd talk involved, I ended up paying for my mothers meal even though 5 family members turned up. I got bored with the insinuations that Jesus was gay based purely that he had men around him.

Not my actual family - Orangutan family meal

Jesus = He's us (he is you and me / the everyman).

Jesus produced no written works of his own. Everything said about him is hearsay / heresy.

He was surrounded by men who I doubt he elected to stalk him.

The level of arguments about Jesus show the pettiness / brainwashing of the people who argue about details on his life eg 'did he actually walk on water'.

In particular, homosexuals have a fixation on the crucifiction as it involves Jesus suffering and dying. Probably because he made statements that upset them like 'homosexuals shall be denied heaven' (don't worry I repeat that line in a bit).

The crucifixion is more accurately a work of cruci-FICTION. I told them that one of my proposals is that we should kill all gays. Definition of gay - Those people in society who are so weak and simple-minded they are of no use to society. I remember shouting ‘kill all gays’ several times, and following it with ‘what’s the matter, you’re all for free speech aren’t you [being anarchists and all]’.

The reason I brought that up and in light of the time I said it, is that around the time of Christ's second coming (this meal was on Monday after Easter Sunday), Christ would demand all homosexuals to be killed before he started his kingdom. Also I expect Jesus Christ wouldn’t even turn up until his kingdom to be, had been cleansed (being a spirit made flesh). I then said that no Christian can be homosexual, it is impossible!

Christ's Kingdom is the kingdom of heaven on Earth.
On Earth as it is in heaven (from the Lord's prayer)
'homosexuals shall be denied heaven.' (from the Bible)

George and Zira at a restaurant

This was all said very closely at my babbling brother George and his red-haired wife Sarah (Asherah) haha, and then the waiter was of course a spy imitating a plainsclothes police officer. Probably he was an agit-prop - the whole thing was a setup. Even with about twenty fake secret agents turning up just after to trash the joint hehheh. Asherah/Sarah is supposedly the wife of Jehovah/God - the woman/whore that Jesus spoke to in the bible.

Homosexuality in the bible

The Search (For) Intelligent Terrestrial Life (SITL)

People
Any unknown type of sentient lifeform with humanoid characteristics
example : the queue for the checkout had many people standing or sitting or otherwise claiming their territory within it.

Sheeple
Sheeple are people who are unable to think for themselves effectively.

Creeple
There is a 'new' breed of sheeple who I call creeple.

Creeple are a by-product of the modern hero-worshipping culture. These are people who act like they have woken up, but have only memorized enough in order to gather and spread gossip on those who do think for themselves and are known for it.

Example : Creeple will parrot popular slogans at you to draw you into negotiations, but their purpose is gather 'scary' intelligence on you. They then spread it to the sheeple.

Creeple give fear-based knee-jerk reactions to statements of truth or gathered intelligence. Creeple live in a twilight world of denial. The creeple are basically the same as counter-intelligence agents, some are volunteers unpaid by government. They can claim to work for 'surveillance'. Creeple are more easily identifiable as being simply spies, or as I call them 'crap spies'.

Human

Mainly distinguished by not being Buddha.

Buddha

Buddha the people who think for themselves although you could just call them human or people if uncertain.

Human being

human beings - not fully human, they are only being human. They are in essence 'fake' humans, actors trying out roles in order to gain viewpoints on what it is to be human. Human beings are a hierarchical bridge between humans and avatars.

Avatar

These are people who are unable to think only of themselves.

This usually happens around the human being type of reality. Typically Avatars recognise that materialism is just a means to achieving spiritual/soul connection en mass. Also known as enlightened ones, the 'good' Avatars seek to bring others up to their level whilst the bad Avatars want people to at best remain as they are and more typically to keep the people as slaves. Avatars are living in the 'next phase' of the spirit form in human form. There are Avatars of at least as many levels as people in the world, many people are actually Avatars and don't recognize it. However the level above Avatarhood is beyond the scope of this presentation - its something you either know or are aware of for yourself.

Elite scum

See bad Avatars within Avatar definition

Troll

Same as Creeple except in addition Trolls have access and ability to use the internet but inability to make non-sheeple/creeple content on their own. Can operate covertly in groups. Aspire to the hivemind which is a feeble imitation of the developed Avatar. Female Trolls are called Trollops.

Conspira-Cetards Perverting The Alternative Media

Falsely reporting of the date of Osama Bin Laden's death as May 1st 2011

The conspiracy nuts are lying about the date of Osama Bin Laden's death so that they can tie their chums the Illuminati into it.

The actual time and date of Osama Bin Laden's death is May 2nd 2011. The alternative media is reporting the date of Osama Bin Laden's death as May 1st 2011. For 'an occult ritual' which they is what the alternative media is setting this out to be - only the time / date of the actual location of the murder matters not the reported time. They won't mention it often now, mainly because the meme is instilled that its yet another Illuminati plot.

Now, David Icke has stepped into this mess as well - not that people will know any difference - they'll just pin the blame on the Illuminati. Sloppy journalism on his part to say the least, lacking basic fact-finding.

It all smacks of sensationalistic journalism - of the lowest tabloid quality. This is only one incident in which the alternative media has manipulated the facts to suit the paranoia / anxiety which sells their merchandise and keeps them on shows.

Osama Bin Laden killed in Abbotabad near Islamabad of Pakistan 'ISLAMABAD, May 2 (Xinhua) -- Pakistani Urdu TV channel Geo News quoted Pakistani intelligence officials as saying that the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden was killed in a search operation launched by the Pakistani forces after a Pakistani army helicopter was shot down in the wee hours of Monday in Abbotabad, a mountainous town located some 60 kilometers north of Pakistan's capital city of Islamabad.'

At about 1:20 a.m. local time a Pakistani helicopter was shot down by unknown people in the Sikandarabad area of Abbotabad. The Pakistani forces launched a search operation in the nearby area and encountered with a group of unknown armed people. A fire exchange followed between the two sides.