Osiris = O'sir Is

Don't you think the story about Osiris is a bit daft? After Osiris's penis gets chopped off anyhow. OK, it gets eaten by a fish (called Wanda as in the movie by John Cleese). Oh, and the fish swallowed it whole - must have been a huge fish. Even so, this digested penis is recovered and this is explained somehow by the fish-hat that certain religious people wear and its called the Dagon hat - the pope wears one. Have you seen the size of a fishes anus?

Something a bit fishy about this

Also the fish called Wanda underwater chase sequence was included in the movie Lord of the Rings. Nobody can decide how many pieces Osiris was chopped into, it seems to change according to how many books have been written by the supposedly deceased L. Frank Baum who wrote the Wizard of Oz books.

Currently there are 15 books in the Wizard of Oz series, previously and for many years this still dead person wrote 14 books, this extra book turned up and is included without any preface. Osiris's penis was supposedly 14 inches long and 8 inches thick - but now thanks to porn this is not the !biggest cock ever! so, the dead L. Frank Baum has been writing books to catch up.

This dead man has a lot of writing left to do, longest recorded human penile length is over 2 metres - that's roughly 111 inches (at a guess) or 111 books. Incidentally the height of the Saturn V rocket is 111 metres.

Keep on writing those remaining 96 books dead writer! Oh and by the way, each book has now got to be over 8 inches thick with a page width and height of 8 inches and a font size of 8, in order to support ye olde cock and bull story.

Lyman Frank Baum - Dead man, old hands