Rosing The Mercyless Fatty

'Roseanne Barr & John Goodman Address Writers' Room Rumors'

'Roseanne and I are going bra shopping'. I remember hearing that Roseanne went into a 9-yr-old girl alter whilst driving, it's in her book 'My lives' apparently. A 9yr old girl with 40e boobs, uh-huh

There's a new Roseanne show, but John Goodman's character died already. I watched the old one up to Roseanne lezzing it up, I assumed she was doing that to piss off John. But what's really strange is me in England watching American 'soaps', when I don't watch TV, dideven in the 1980s or whatever. I also watched Married with Children. Roseanne is full of occult references to her being a satanic witch, but I couldn't find an easy quote so I didn't post about her playing one of the 3 satanic witch types. I wonder how Dan did die? Crushed by a giant stone wheel (a la Flintstones)?

Roseanne's boobs could be bigger 'tho.

In the last episode, Roseanne f*cked Dan. Maybe that's how he died, she shape-shifted like in V 2009. I thought it was assumed that they were f*cking since they first met, she was leading him along all along? Woah, bit of a goddess fixation Dan has there.
'Now I'm good for no one else, man. Dan, I'm going to let you fill my cave!' canned laughter.
John Goodman of course, like the name suggests. 'They call me Mr Goodbar' Frank Zappa, dancing fool? perhaps.

'THIS IS HOW THE 'ROSEANNE' REVIVAL WILL DEAL WITH DAN'S DEATH AND DONALD TRUMP'

Now Roseanne's been given 9 shows. Still, at least we're spared the cringey pics of Rosanne with Anton LaVey, at least as far as I know. If they appear now, they'd be photoshopped perhaps, I suppose Gilmore might do them, but every pic of Anton LaVey with some 'celebrity' was political.

Roseanne has now NINE episodes, SURPRISE!

Mercyful Fatty