Secret Freeman Celtic Anal Wolverine

The Secret Archives of the Vatican, is a place and a band name, I probably suggested the name to them.

I haven't written any 2000AD stories, but there probably are 2000AD stories based on Maggot. Judge Dredd vs the fatties (rolled fat looking like Maggots).

Listening to the 'World Freeman Society/American Freeman' show will not help you to get any pussy.

'035 Maggot On 31st May 2010 World Freeman Society American Freeman'

Please support the Celtic Rebel's weak in bed campaign. I was talking to the Celtic Rebel, who has sex with prostitutes for intimacy...Except he doesn't, because he can't even get laid at a prostitutes bar. His prostitute's bar story was a ridiculous rehash of my experience in Cuba, it was no big deal, too hot. I told him or one of his clones that everyone smoked there in clubs, but someone else must have told him most of the night was spent with women eyeing my crotch. Everyone must have seemed like a prostitute to this spy on me. There were prostitutes are the club I went to (I only went once the whole time I was in Cuba), i was propositioned, but i didn't take any. Anyhow, everyone smoked there, a lot of cigars and their smoking got into sequence, so I'd see about 50 cigar puffs go up at the same time. The smell is even worse than the taste and they didn't have air conditioning running, it was awful.

Alan Watt (Anal Twat) is getting feisty. 'I can no longer continue this expose service for free, however', he might say in response to requests. Someone should ask him if he was Alan Watts in a former life. They have similar faces and probably bodies, although, I don't think Alan Watts' body would be considered desirable. I could paste Alan Watt face onto Alan Watts topless pic. I was considering asking him is if he gets royalties everytime he plays his f*cking song as his intro, also was he dancing to 'Baker Street' (his song) on his rusty truck a la Teen Wolf whilst the vehicle was in motion and without driver.

On the left Alan Watts, on the right Alan Watt.

Alan Watt's Action Comic Overview

Alan Watt's face onto Wolverine, or other werewolves, snarling and with blood? Caption 'There is no escape from the elite societies. They are watching your every move, they are spying at you from flies(drones) and spiders(spy-ders; spasticated spies)'

Alan Watt receives message in sky-writing 'I have received a message from someone who has been monitoring you "I am not impressed with your current sex life. Your hand action leaves much to be desired"'.

From his location in the wooded fortress of Xaltun, Alan Watt shoves a rocket into Hamish's butt and when Hamish farted the missile launched and took down flight MA17. 13117=1+3+1+1+7=13.

Also, the conflict between Kealey and Watt that I helped start needs to be kept going, Twatties (Alan Watt fans) could mention 'old wounds' and 'sordid improprieties'.