'Jewish Rabbi Explains Why Baby Penis Is To Be Sucked'
I know who that father is ....Abraam, who later became AbraHam. That whole god telling him to kill his son thing was probably a metaphor for Abraham sucking baby Isaac's cock.
Kill = orgasm
Extract from the corrected and improved holy of holies
So Jehovah was like 'dare you to suck off your baby on the altar until he comes' and Abram was like 'yes masser', so he started sucking on the miniscule pecker of Isaac = I suck. But before the non-existent orgasm occurred, Jehovah laughed out 'I was only joking! Now everyone knows that you suck baby cock!'. Abram was like 'oh no masser please', but because Abram enjoyed it so, many more times did Isaac get sucked, until one day Abram was caught on the job/Job (lol) and bit I Suck's pecker in shock. Thusly was the grande olde tradition of circumcision beguneth, which was taken up by both Muslim and Jew because they abstained from their wives clitorii preferring the same taste of little boys cock.
Cricumcision sucks...ask a rabbi.
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