CheltenHAM (See Hel Ten Ham) Actors

Semen Simon and Rick the prick (Cheltenham residents) have been at the 2 Pigs again, prick said to me 'Can I stick my finger up your arse' I said 'can I chop your mother into pieces and force them into your mouth?', if I got a gun and splattered their brains around, they'd still turn up next weekend.
F*cking semen made my room stink of glue all week, semen(Simon).
Glue chosen because it smells like spunk?
So he could claim we had sex?
It's obviously very important to Her Majesty (Maggotsty).
'Is Simon gay?' Guess from his Facebook pictures (deleted now). It's their hilarious joke, there were countless pictures of him with prick on Facebook in gay 'suggestive' poses.
Semen said once 'Its OK, I didn't sleep in your bed', but the bed stank all week. It's all contrived, they have people (some claimed to work for GCHQ) crisis (cry-sis(ter)) actors, around them when they say such offensive things.
'Is Rick gay?', he's ugly as f*ck so I expect so. Neither of them are officially, but you'll find many pictures of them 'pretending' to be. What those f*ckwits don't get, is there is no pretending they are queer, because lust can't be faked and captured in a photo with another man unless you're in lust with another man. Maybe it's all to push the gay agenda and neither of them have had gay sex. King Simon'd(King Diamond) and Prince Charmless(Prince Charles) or more likely Prince Prick(Prince Willybum).

Spies everywhere, useless spies, and not one can think.
(Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink)

Mental cases who get money from the government so they can hang around annoying people, how is that cool.
Bisexual=trisexual=desparate.
Shitty British humour, ha laughing at the British, Shittish humor.
My half-dead sister's last email to me was one weird thing about me seeing a psychiatrist. I notice someone's deleted it from it's folder. I was going to send that to Prick, ha, with the header removed, like Valerie (Hillary) Clinton does. Now that, as they say, is funny!
Some black woman went up to me and shook my hand, asking 'how are you?' I replied, and she said 'you look sad' then I remembered it was a prostitutes' chat up line. I don't remember her at all 'tho, I thought that Michelle Obama had fallen on hard times.
I sent this to some olde timey Facebook friend, Ade Davey after getting a request from Facebook to poke him:

'Facebook suggested I poke you,  I have no idea how it decided that 😀
Here's a band you might like. I did some promotion for them on facebook, and one of the guitarists is now on my friends list and he requested to be added! 

'Vampire Squid - Vampire Squid (FULL ALBUM 2013/HD)'

Don't know if that's their 'best' album, I like all I've heard, they are probably my favourite band I've heard in 2017 'tho. But really needs to be listened to in .FLAC not .mp3 youtube format

The above got me a reply of 'What are you on about?', to which I replied 'never mind'.

Somebody was complaining about talking about games in Discord. Discord was created as a games chat server so whatever.
I was told I was crashing the Unity Answers server (or something similar) by editing one of my posts 6 times. The person who said it had ridiculously high credentials, 2000+ posts and at least as many up-votes.
Plus they'd worked on so many games, why would they even stoop so low as to comment on me? Their post was really bitchy, also they made basic technical errors the equivalent of saying I had damaged hard drives, as if they were AMPing it up.
Point is, there are high-level trolls just waiting to snipe people. Tower troll shooters.

'Absu Interview with Eville TV'

Interview with Proscriptor McGovern in Vienna @ The Viperroom
'Have you ever any problems with your voice'
'I usually don't', who's voice is it, anyway? I guess, Stewart Swerdlow's.

Dating sites are like writing names in public toilets, I've always had those salty slugs that know nothing about me, put on airs and graces as if they did and talk so.
After all most British people can't read simple English (as in the EU referendum).
The salty slugs are going to carry on making up stories on me regardless, as they did since school and probably since before I was born.
The one person I unfriended on Facebook, Sigrid Menzel,  I did so because she said I was 'handsome' on Facebook, the only person to say anything like that even after the comment was 6 years old on Facebook. She'd stalk me with comments on pics that I liked. She claims to have moved to Germany, and has a gay son, or maybe she is her gay son. She said he was visiting the UK, U Gay more like, she wanted me to show him around town, as if I could show him all round Cheltenham to London, probably the gay clubs only. It's always the same with these people, or entity singular; they're obsessed with gays, have awkward social skills (have handlers) and are compulsive liars.

Went to MooMoo's on Thursday 'cos it was metal night. It was on one floor, quite small but the bad thing was the pink glowing floor, or it might have been peach, at least it wasn't set to multi-color flashing. Mostly it was short-haired guys with those Scottish pattern things on their shirts.
The only male metaller there apart from me that I remember was dancing with them, for them, like a gay boy. Ha, maybe it was a gay boy's metal parlor.
The music was really weak, they played Tenacious D and the thing with Tenacious D is it's shit and a joke on the audience.
Tenacious D is a bunch of lame ideas strung together.
Tenacious'ly(d) clings to the Devil's butt, like the Pope does to Powdered Toast Man
The music 'peaked' at around that time.