Jesus H Christ, Lord of Misrule

Jesus Christ (slave name) was crucified at the Winter Solstice as Lord of Misrule.

After 3 days he was definitely dead, carrion pecking at him. His carcass was taken and later used on... ChristMass day!

The mass of Christ, where his brief life as Lord was recounted, and the other trappings of the Mass (liturgy) were performed. On Boxing Day, the valuables that people had kept from the Lord of Misrule, or that they had been promised as part of the Saturnalia were UNboxed (boxing=unboxing(reversal, Saturnalia)).

The Nativity is the most ridiculous story that would be fed to the slaves, similar in disposition to that of Xenu. The story of the Nativity is of a child that's actually royalty, maybe, but if anyone finds out that he's a child he'll be killed. So his parents pass him off as royalty and give him stuff that he can't use and they can't sell because it'd expose themselves. The story of the Nativity has as many holes as a fishnet. The Magi hunt the child down, blundering across the land in a caravan. The original story or cosmic/zodiacal version has 12 wise men, with more gifts.

More gifts, more ridiculous!