Friday 19 January 2018

Dinosaurs Beatrix Potter Watt Dog Wii

I used to think they made dinosaurs out of giant human bones, but in that case how / what did they make the head of T-Rex from? A used car?
I now think that dinosaurs were invented in gentlemen's clubs in the 1800's or thereabouts, if not before. These gents would have portraits made up of them as monster hybrids or Frankensteinian creations, then people who went to the clubs who didn't know the people that the portraits were parodying thought that these were actual creatures spotted 'in the wild' or whatever. It'd also explain why dinosaurs have to be so big, inflated ego's.

Then there's Beatrix Potter.


People lie about the origin of 13 being unlucky, Jesus had 12 disciples (as King Arthur had 12 knights), 'unlucky for some' the number 13 is usually followed by, yes unlucky for those who weren't part of the coven, weren't in fact coven-ants (or of the covenant).

Alan Watt is as subtle as this made up example of his speech
'You're all doomed. The big boys run it all. I like to talk to the squirrels, and I saw a beaver once too. You can't live off squirrels or beaver 'tho, or so I've heard. You'll believe anything that the media tells you to believe. Ohh, so much pain. They've planned this all since before you were born (wee laddy). I was even invited to do a talk for David Rockefeller (or whoever), I'm that desirable. There's no escaping them, surrender now. People go about in their lives, blind to the plans of the big boys, plans that include having those who are undesirable, mmm, those who fail to conform to their changes, gotten rid of. Gotten rid of!'
One-eyed dog star, how illuminating! And all the bwitches suck up, siriously.
'Rude dog and the dweebs intro'

'God Phoenix Gatchaman ad.'
Starring Chris+ Ken'doll

Is weed like the past participle of playing the Nintendo Wii? 'I have Wii'd'.


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